My nine months pregnant wife is one semester away from earning her master’s in “integrated marketing communications” from Roosevelt University. The boy is due on the 19th of August and classes start on the 5th of September.

She says it’s not a problem.

Okaaaay.

But while we’re waiting, yesterday she received in the mail her author’s copy of the academic journal, IMC Review. Within, she has a scholarly article entitled, “Home Sweet Home, Loan, Lost Home” about the impact of unethical marketing practices of subprime mortgages in urban communities.

I am both very happy for her and jealous.

Wait. Can I be both or do I have to pick one…?

Good job, baby!